Priceless

Oh boy, this is so priceless. Just to what extent am I affected by dramas? Here's a little morning moment for proof.

Lately, I've been in a bind for money. As a result of last Christmas shopping, bubble tea overconsumption, impending banquet, impending ski trip.... all of which I ought to be able to control by simply refusing to go/drink. But I'm a person of weak will where bubble tea is concerned. It's like the food equivalent of a good drama for me. So when I woke up to pay my bills grudgingly and discovered my account to have much more money than I recalled I thought, "OMG! Do I have a secret benefactor who has come to pity my financial pitfall? Perchance even a wealthy secret admirer?" A brief Cinderella fantasy sequence played in my head. Then I paused for even more wishful thinking about who it could be and came up with nil. When I finally clicked to check for some indication who this good will could be from............ student loan services.

Reality sucks.